You can’t imagine life without the Nickelodeon.
There is always one more person in your bed in the morning, than there was the night before.
That lock on your bathroom or bedroom door is purely for decoration now… After all, no locked door could withstand, “Mom where are you at”, “Mom they won’t leave me alone” “Mom? What are you doing? Mom? Can I come in? Mom? I got to show you something? Mom, Mom? Can you hear me? Mom answer me!!
You Tried to a banish words like “why”, “but mom” “they started it” from every language known to man.
You find CLEAN clothes that you JUST WASHED and FOLDED in the dirty clothes because they were too lazy to put them up!
You find juice boxes around the house Full but opened!
You hear your dog growling only to find out he has stole your children’s dinner!
Your kids are screaming they are hungry but they just ate or better yet refused to eat what you cooked.
By the time you get everyone ready to go out the door you remember you’re not READY!
Your child’s teacher emails you to let you know your child is missing 5 assessments. Due to that fact you trust he or she was telling you the truth when you ask DO YOU HAVE HOMEWORK!
You find ways to bribe your kids to just be quiet for 5 mins!
You are a calm person to a raging person in a matter of seconds.
Your house seems to be where all the neighborhood parents feel they can drop their kids off! (Looks for that sign that says all kids are welcome, I STILL CAN’T FIND IT)
You see a child having a tantrum in the store and instead of being annoyed; you are overjoyed – because for once it isn’t your kid having the fit.
You try not to roll your eyes when you hear other parents say they would never do this or that..Give me a break!
You laugh at those parents that seem to feel the need to put on this front like they are super mom or dad! Yea right sorry I don’t buy it!
With your first child you were very protective when they were a baby not allowing anyone to touch them, but when number 2 or 3 comes your letting anyone hold them who will. INCLUDING OLDER SIBLINGS
At night you still find yourself checking on your child 12 years later just like you did when they were a baby.
You find out that your stronger then you thought before having kids.
You didn’t think that you could love someone as much as you do.
No matter how mad you are at the moment the words “I’ m sorry mom or “I love you mom” melts your heart.
Ok so now share some with me!! LOL I left a lot out for the sake of wanting to hear from my readers! So post yours now!